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News Alert: Catapult’s New Hire to Revolutionize Advertising Industry

Catapult’s New Hire is an Amazing Asset to the Company

Catapult Creative Media’s new hire is all bark and no bite.

A total of 50 corgis were interviewed as part of Catapult’s effort to expand. Among his many skills, such as balancing things on his head and wearing sunglasses on his butt, Oliver “Ollie” Nguyen has also been knighted by the Queen of England.

“We have always prided ourselves at being on the cutting edge of digital advertising and marketing,” Corgi Executive Officer David Maples said.

According to Catapult’s intensive studies, corgis are trending on the Internet. Before, cats were the primary source for photos and a phenomenon called “memes.” For digital marketing, this is a trend that professionals can’t ignore.

David’s experience in the field leads him to believe that now many advertising agencies will not hire millennials, but corgis.

Ollie is a valuable asset in the office, and also provides stress relief. Ollie has a therapeutic barking license, with a concentration in howling and yipping. Nhi Nguyen, Corgi Whisperer at Catapult, interprets these messages and translates them to everyone.

His genetic modification by the NSA allows him to communicate and collaborate effectively with the team. The Catapult designers and developers are looking forward to ruffing with him.


Hannah Alkadi is a digital marketing intern at Catapult Creative Media. She studies advertising and visual communications at LSU, and spends her free time informing others about micronations.

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Catapult Creative Media Inc. is a digital marketing and design agency serving south Louisiana and headquartered in Baton Rouge. Founded in 2007, Catapult provides digital, social and mobile marketing solutions backed by relevant strategy and measurable results. Catapult works the web to their clients’ advantage, launching them to their next level of success.

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